10. Police OFFICER, Loan OFFICER – same difference…

9. “Officer 99, meet Detective 99, Detective 99, meet Sgt 99, Sgt 99, meet Lt. 99…” – Get Smart

8.  000 + 000 + 000= three time loser

7. “This is the city,  Mesa, Arizona.  I work here.  I carry a badge, but I couldn’t tell you what the numbers mean.  My name’s Friday.” – Dragnet

6.  Chief Wiggum: “All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.” – The Simpsons

5.  Because administrative tyranny is how Mesa conducts business.

4.  Any number multiplied by zero is still zero and is debated to be not a real number – does that mean that a zero badge is not real?

3. “Hey, my kid has one of those just like it!”

2.  Retiring a badge isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.

1.  We already have employee numbers!

HELP US COMPLETE THE LIST AND SUBMIT YOUR TOP TEN!

Looks different from what MPD officers received…