Top 10 reasons why Mesa PD doesn’t need no stinking badge numbers:
10. Police OFFICER, Loan OFFICER – same difference…
9. “Officer 99, meet Detective 99, Detective 99, meet Sgt 99, Sgt 99, meet Lt. 99…” – Get Smart
8. 000 + 000 + 000= three time loser
7. “This is the city, Mesa, Arizona. I work here. I carry a badge, but I couldn’t tell you what the numbers mean. My name’s Friday.” – Dragnet
6. Chief Wiggum: “All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.” – The Simpsons
5. Because administrative tyranny is how Mesa conducts business.
4. Any number multiplied by zero is still zero and is debated to be not a real number – does that mean that a zero badge is not real?
3. “Hey, my kid has one of those just like it!”
2. Retiring a badge isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
1. We already have employee numbers!
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